🟠 CryptoCurated: Week 49 Everything On-Chain All At Once
From the SEC to Robinhood, from BTC stacks to tokenized equity — the chain is no longer optional
📊 Weekly Price Update (as of ~10:00pm CT)
🔺 Weekly Price Recap (7D estimates):
🔥 4 Must-Know Signals This Week
🟢 SEC: “All markets are going on-chain.”
Shared by @rovercrc via @themarket.periodical — a clear nod that digital rails are the endgame.
"99% still don’t get it. You're early."
—SEC modernization agenda, Phase II brief
“The US Dollar is coming on-chain.”
🔗 Smart contracts + fiscal rails = programmable policy.
(image via @daytrading.co)
🐂 Galaxy Digital added 4,272 BTC in Q2.
Total BTC holdings now 17,102. Net income: $30.7M.
→ Legacy firms aren’t waiting. They're deploying.
(Bitcoin.com News / Emmanuel Musa)🟩 Robinhood is now tokenizing private shares — yes, even in companies like ChatGPT.
Public equity is just the appetizer.
(via @degenriches)
🧰 Exchange + Wallet Check-In
Phoenix Wallet: Seamless LSP migration + full Taproot support
Sparrow Wallet: Adds BIP329 label export & new PSBT features
Electrum: Solid update with backup UX improvements
Samourai Wallet: Post-RICO, Whirlpool activity rising again
MetaMask: zk integration via Snaps + upcoming Starknet beta
Unisat (Ordinals): Releases brc-420 support for recursive NFTs
📢: The devs are building. The infra’s evolving. The exits are open.
💀 Meme of the Week
Alt-meme:
Tokenized ChatGPT shares now on Robinhood.
Retail: “We won.”
Institutions: “We let you think that.”
🧠 TL;DR
The chain is the new base layer.
You’re not betting on crypto anymore.
You’re betting on whether you’ll still be needed in the loop.
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⚠️ Disclaimer
This is not financial advice. It’s a timestamped snapshot of the future trying to sneak in through the memes.
Verify everything. Run your own nodes. Stack accordingly.