CryptoCurated Week 70: New Year, Same Doginal Energy 🐶🔥
Alright fam, buckle up — markets are doing that “hold my drink” thing again.
🟠 BTC (as of ~9:30pm CT)
$87,797
🟢 ~flat on the week
Translation: Bitcoin is resting its eyes, not sleeping. Global M2 doing pushups in the background. 👀💣
🟣 SOL
$125.02
🟢 +2.0% (7D)
Solana casually vibing higher while everyone argues on X. TPS stays undefeated. ⚡️😌
🟢 RUNE
$0.558
🟢 +0.5% (7D)
Range-bound, coiled, and patient. THORChain stays quietly inevitable. 🐍🔁
😂 Meme of the Week
“Crash is temporary, global M2 is exploding”🚀
If you zoom out and squint… fiat looks way more volatile than crypto. Just saying.
🧠 Macro Moment
Markets hate uncertainty — except when they don’t. 😏
🐶 Community Vibes
Doginal Dogs pulling celebrity gravity.
Culture + capital + code = 👀🎬
⚠️ Disclaimer
This is not financial advice.
This is vibes, screenshots, memes, and public info.
Do your own research. Touch grass. Protect your keys. 🧠🔐